The Great Wooly RAFFLE!! (Day 5)
Feb 10, 2017
The Wooly Raffle
OVERVIEW
To properly celebrate Wooly Week, I wanted to do something a little offbeat with this raffle. This is not some run-of-the-mill raffle to win, say, a DVD.
Rather, these prizes are 100% unique items that you can't buy/obtain in any other way.
HOW TO PLAY
To learn how to enter into this raffle, please download the pdf of rules below. Read everything. If you do not follow every single rule perfectly, your entry will be discarded.
PRIZES
Grand Prize
Original Song!
If you win this grand prize, Sr. Wooly will interview you, then take those details and write an original, fictional song/story about you.
How awesome is that?! You'll be the only Spanish teacher in the world that Sr. Wooly has made a song about. Granted, it's bound to be ridiculous and weird, but it'll be ABOUT YOU. From this point on, anytime your students show you any kind of disrespect, all you'll have to do is play the song, and they'll quickly fall in line.
Again, this is not "mad libs" songwriting. Everything about this song will be 100% unique, and custom-written for you.
Essential fine print: No videos or supplementary materials are included. Sr. Wooly will retain ownership of the song, and reserves the right to share the song with the public. Also, although we will do our best to make a great song, there are no guarantees that you'll like it.
1st Place Prize
Skype!
If you win, Sr. Wooly will spend an entire day video chatting with your classes. We'll find a date in the Spring that works for everyone. All day, Sr. Wooly will field questions from your students (in English, Spanish, or both).
He promises to not to wear pajamas.
2nd Place Prize
Classroom Management!
Let's face it. By spring, your students know most of your tricks. They've gotten a little too comfortable and, frankly, so have you.
Wouldn't it be nice if you had someone who could take over classroom management for you?
If you win this prize, Sr. Wooly will record 5 pieces of disciplinary audio in which he forcefully instructs your students to fall in line (in Spanish, of course). You can either (A) tell him what to record, or (B) he can come up with it for you.
All you'll have to do is click play, and you'll have that dream classroom once again.
3rd Place Prizes
Props! Props! Props!
Alternate Title: My Wife Told Me To Clean Out the Garage
The Backpack from Ya Está Muerto
Yes, this is the actual backpack that was featured in Ya Está Muerto. You will have the bragging rights of owning the iconic prop from one of my most famous music videos. NOTE: Backpack Does Not Come With Tubes Or Dr. Krashen.
Dr. Krashen's Heart
This was the actual heart that was removed from Dr. Krashen in Ya Está Muerto. Whether you use it as a prop in your class, keep it in a glass jar filled with formaldehyde, or just occasionally throw it at your students, it's sure to be a notable addition to your class.
The Organ Transplant Cooler from Ya Está Muerto
This cooler is the actual prop used in the video. And it could also become the perfect place for students to put their homework. Or their hearts.
NADA Sign
Seen a few times in Los Quehaceres, this is a custom made sign that will be very striking on any Spanish teacher's classroom wall. It's quite large, made out of sturdy foam board. It'll also be catnip for snarky teachers looking for a fun way to respond to student questions.
Dictionaries from No Lo Tengo
2 people can win a dictionary from my newest music video, No Lo Tengo.
Calculators from No Lo Tengo
2 people can win a calculator from my newest music video, No Lo Tengo.
Recorders from No Lo Tengo
2 people can win a recorder from my newest music video, No Lo Tengo.
Book Covers from Sé Chévere
2 people can win Profe's actual book cover that were created for Sé Chévere. Plus, these book covers are signed by Profe himself, winner of the prestigious "Maestro del Siglo" award.
Día de los Muertos Project from Sé Chévere
1 person can win the Día de los Muertos project from Sé Chévere that was so ruthlessly cut down by Profe (winner of the prestigious "Maestro del Siglo" award).
Rap Sheet from El Banco
Over the years, El Banco has slowly turned into one of my most popular videos, and one winner will get to go home with this iconic prop, the actual rap sheet that we used in the video.
Open/Closed Sign from Es Una Ganga
The actual open/closed sign that was heavily featured in one of my most popular videos, Es Una Ganga.
4th Place Prizes
Autographed Goods!
Last but not least, I will be giving out a handful of autographed goods, signed by none other than me! Because when you decide to celebrate an entire week devoted to yourself, why not go all in?
- Autographed copy of Billy graphic novel
- Autographed Guapo poster
- Autographed Billy y las Botas poster
- Autographed ¿Puedo ir al baño? poster
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